What happens in a noisy classroom

When the teacher comes, we all greet our teacher.
Lesson-time, our noise really annoys her.
Seat work time, we’re as quiet as a tomb,
But the Silence’s end is doomed.
Suddenly, it’s very noisy again,
Students are as noisy as a pigpen.
The switch is on the “silent” part,
Making noise is disliked by every student’s heart.
But the Silence has died, so the switch’s on the “noisy” part.
It happened, because someone farted the loudest fart.
The noise erupted full of “EEEEWW!!”s and “YUCK!”s,
It’s like there are a million quacking ducks.
1/2 of the students ran quickly for Mama,
The other 1/2 ran at lightning-speed for Papa.
While we ran around crazily, the teacher blows her top.
She really was seeing red, she yelled out loud “SHUT UP!”
She quickly ended the lesson and got out, quite exhausted.
All of us immediately, due to the stink of the fart, fainted.
When we woke up, we learned that our teacher has resigned.
A sub teacher taught us anyway, so we were just fine.
We might never see that teacher again,
But if we do, we’ll welcome her as a friend.
Then, we’ll be able to shut up,
So that every teacher won’t blow their top.

Joke time with a chatterbox

Everyone knows this saying that “laughter is the best medicine”. The most common way is by saying jokes. Here are some jokes you might enjoy:

1. The policeman caught a thief stealing the purse of a young girl.
“Shame on you! You would steal from a helpless young girl?”
“Only once,” the thief defended himself. “Most of the time, I steal men’s wallets!”
– World’s Funniest Jokes

2. A plagiarist copied his seat mate’s test answers. However, because he did not want to be punished, he wrote down on the bottom of his test:
“Source: My Seat mate’s Test sheet”
– A. Garrett 2013

3. A woman went to a policeman and reported: 
“This morning, my house was ransacked and it was a mess!”
“Why did you just report it this evening if it was ransacked this morning?”
“Because when I first saw the house, I thought it was just my husband looking for a pair of clean socks.”
-World’s Funniest Jokes

4. Q: What do apes like to eat with milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies
– National Geography Almanac 2014