Dan the Bully

Dan came in
Who I know is terribly mean
He grabbed my collar
And demanded a dollar
I didn’t have any, so he squashed me
Until I looked like a flattened bee

Then in came Johnny who used to be meek
Who wrote on a board “You’re a ******* ****!”
(Don’t even think I’ll write it
No one’ll ever like it)

While Dan was busy, I pulled his pants down
Now he looked like he was wearing a boy’s nightgown
To make it worse, his underwear was black
All of the kids saw it, even the ones at the back

We laughed so much, our bellies ached
I’d say that was Dan’s biggest mistake
That was the last time we ever saw Dan
Who behaved like a bully and a mean little man

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Antonyms

I
Happy and Sad
Good and Bad
High and Low
Stop and Go
II
Up and Down
Lost and Found
Confident and Nervous
Tight and Loose
III
Black and White
Heavy and Light
Hot and Cold
Young and Old
IV
Above and Below
Yes and No
Right and Wrong
Short and Long